Kelsey’s Friend Dating Profile

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It’s hella hard to make friends, especially as an adult. There’s no app for that. I don’t participate in community theater,I don’t have kids, I don’t play on sports teams and I don’t go to the gym, so the ways I can meet a friend to enjoy a class of wine with are pretty slim(especially during a pandemic, I take my social distancing pretty seriously and it’s only about 70% by choice). So here I am, asking you to pick me, choose me, love me, and follow me on Instagram. Here’s a little bit about ME:

I’m Kelsey and I’m from Ontario. The Ottawa Valley to be more specific.

I like Grey’s Anatomy. Really, anything Shonda Rhimes does: How To Get Away With Murder, Scandal, Station 19.

I love wine. That’s simple. I also love coffee.

I have two dogs, two cats.

I like gardening and houseplants.

I love horror, the bloodier the better. I love The Addams Family, Tim Burton Films and the Scream franchise. I also love true crime but if you’re a woman over the age of 25, you probably love it too.

I listen to rock, folk, indie music. There’s a few pop and country artists I listen to as well (kind of have to in my line of work).

I love photography, so if you’re trying to up your IG game we can totally bond over that.

I’m a feminist. This is important to me. I love to surround myself with strong, ambitious women whose ideals align with my own.

I don’t think COVID-19 is a hoax orchestrated by Bill Gates.

Trans Women are Women. Trans Men are Men.

Black Lives Matter.

Wanna be friends?